Comment by Venom_Venomous on May 13, 2009 at 8:32am
That looks very tasty. I love bread with honey and stuff. May i recommend a bread with CHEESE? When i say recommend, i mean DEMAND.
OKAY VENOMOUS, I'LL MAKE CHEESE BREAD, BUT IN EXCHANGE I "DEMAND" THAT YOU TAKE A SHOWER. EVERY TIME I WALK INTO A ROOM THAT YOU ARE IN, IT'S LIKE I'M AT A PHISH CONCERT!
THIS BREAD HAS TWO TYPES OF CHEESES: PARMESAN AND CHEDDAR. JAMES BEARD SAYS TO USE FRESH PARMESAN CHEESE, HOWEVER THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE AND HE IS DEAD, SO FUCK IT I'M USING THE KIND IN THE GREEN PLASTIC CAN. THIS BREAD IS PREPARED A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THEN NORMAL WHITE OR WHEAT BREAD, BUT IT IS NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE SINCE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS. I'LL GO OVER THE DIFFERENCES IN THE PHOTOS UP AHEAD.
PHOTOS
THIS IS A REALLY "GRATE" RECIPE! BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YOU MAKE THIS BREAD BY MAKING NORMAL WHITE BREAD, ONLY YOU ADD BUTTER, THEN LATER GRATE SOME CHEESE AND KNEAD IT IN THERE. YOU PUT THE CHEESE IN THERE AFTER THE DOUGH HAS RISEN ONCE ALREADY
THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AFTER YOU KNEAD THE FUCK OUT OF IT A SECOND TIME, NOTHING THAT EXCITING, JUST A GOD DAMN BALL OF FLOUR AND CHEESE
YOU GOTTA CUT THAT BALL IN HALF, SO IT HELPS IF YOU KNOW A SAMURAI OR A KING ARTHUR.
TO MAKE THIS BREAD, YOU HAVE TO ROLL EACH PART SO THAT IT IS FLATTER THEN YOUR JUNIOR PROM DATE! HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE FUCKING PROM YOU STOOGE
ROLL THAT SHIT UP SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE BLUNT YOU SMOKED DURING YOUR SENIOR PROM
THIS BREAD ALSO HAS TABASCO SAUCE IN IT, SO YOU SHOULDN'T EAT IT IF YOU ARE A BIG BLUBBERING VAGINA (AKA VENOM_DIPPER)
WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
RESULT: UNDER PAR, LIKE A FCUKING EAGLE OR SOMETHING
NEXT WEEK: I DON'T KNOW! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE???
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