AS YOU ALL KNOW, I WAS IN JAIL FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS FOR MOONING THE GOVERNOR OF TENNESSEE'S WIFE. I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT I WOUDLN'T HAVE DONE IT IF I KNEW SHE WAS THE GOVERNOR OF TENNESSEE'S WIFE, BUT THEY DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK SINC E THOSE COPS ARE TOTAL FASCISTS. ANYWAY, I HOPE MY FUCKHEAD CUBAN COUSIN DIDN'T SCREW UP THE BREAD BLOG TOO MUCH LIKE HE SCREWED UP MY KITCHEN. HE LEFT THE PLACE A MESS AND POSTED PRO CUBAN PROPAGANDA ALL OVER THE PLACE. I KNOW IN CUBA YOU CAN'T 'OWN' PROPERTY OR SOME SHIT, BUT HERE IN AMERICA WE HAVE A RESPECT FOR PERSONAL PROPERTY, AND THAT MEANS NOT KNOCKING DOWN MY BEDROOM WALL TO INCREASE "FUNG SHUE FLOW".

ANWYA I MADE A NEW BREAD A WHILE AGO. IT'S CALLED 'FINNISH RYE' AND TAKES A WHILE TO MAKE. I MADE SOME FOR MY DEADBEAT FRIENDS WHEN WE WENT TO A CABIN UP NORTH.


FIRST YOU MIX ALL THAT BREAD STUFF IN A BOWL, YOU USE RYE FLOUR SINCE THIS IS RYE BREAD. YOU ALSO PUT BEER IN IT BECAUSE YEAST LIKE TO PARTY! MAKE SURE TO USE A PARTY BEER LIKE PABST OR SCHLITZ, NONE OF THAT BLUE MOON YUPPIE SHIT.


PUT THAT MIXTURE IN A COLD DARK PLACE FOR TWO DAYS. IT SHOULD SMELL LIKE YOUR GRANDPA'S BUICK BY THEN, DON'T WORRY, IT IS SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE GRANDPA'S BUICK. ADD SOME MORE RYE, AND MAKE INTO A HUGE AS BALL (HAHAHA BALLS).


CUT IT IN HALF (I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FUNNY TOS AY ABOUT THIS PART)


HAHAHAHAHAHA


CUT SOME 'X'ES INTO THE BALLS. THIS MAKES IT LOOK FANCY.


FANCY PANTS YUPPIE PARTY, DRINK WINE, EATIN' CHICKEN, GETTING LAID.


Results: Fucking fancy
Next week: Hell if I know.