BREAD BLOG - BLOG FOR BAKING BREAD: BANANA BREAD

YO YO YO YOU FILTHY ANIMALS, I'M BACK FROM MY HIATUS TO ONCE AGAIN BRING YOU INTERNET ARTICLES ABOUT BAKING BREAD, WRITTEN AGGRESSIVELY IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. I HOPE YOU MISERABLE BASTARDS CELEBRATED THE 4TH OF JULY PROPERLY, I KNOW I DID. I DID WHAT I DO EVERY YEAR: I DRANK 76 BEERS (ONE FOR EVERY STAR ON THE FLAG) THEN SHOT ILLEGAL FIREWORKS AT THE MINNESOTA STATE CAPITAL, TAKE THAT YOU FASCIST PIGS!

ANYWAY, SOME GIRL IN PASSING TOLD ME THAT THE BREADS I'VE BEEN MAKING SUCK, AND THAT I SHOULD MAKE SOME LAME WUSS GIRL BREAD THAT HAS A BUNCH OF SUGAR AND FRUIT IN IT. WELL I TOLD HER TO GO TO HELL SINCE THAT WOULD BE WHAT THE FRENCH CALL "A CAKE". LATER MY MEDS KICKED IN, OR SOMETHING ELSE WORE OFF, AND I THOUGH THAT BAKING SOME KIND OF FRUIT BREAD WOULD BE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I THREW MY COOKBOOK UP IN THE AIR AND SHOT IT WITH MY GRANDPA'S REVOLVER. THE BULLET WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE PAGE THAT READ "BANANA BREAD" SO THAT'S THE ONE I'M GOING TO DO.


YOU GOTTA HAVE TWO EGGS AND SOME RIPE BANANAS AT HAND


I USED PECANS FOR THIS BREAD, I LOVE THE HELL OUT OF PECANS AND YOU SHOULD TO


IT LOOKS LIKE PUKE BEFORE YOU BAKE IT, BUT YOU PROBABLY GET YOUR FOOD EXCLUSIVELY AT THE BURGER KING SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?


I BAKED IT TOO LONG, BUT THAT IS ALL APART OF THE LEARNING PROCESS


THAT AIN'T NO FANCY WINE, IT'S DRINKIN' WINE

RESULT: BANANARAMA
NEXT WEEK: SOME KIND OF EUROPEAN RYE PROBABLY