BREAD BLOG - BLOG FOR BAKING BREAD: BROWN BREAD

BREAD BLOG - BLOG FOR BAKING BREAD

THIS WEEK: BROWN BREAD

I KNOW I SAID I'D BE DOING WHEAT BREAD THIS WEEK. WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, BROWN BREAD IS A TYPE OF WHEAT BREAD, SO YOU SHOULD JUST EAT SHIT AND KILL YOURSELF FOR DOUBTING ME. I SHOULD NICKNAME YOUR SHALLOW ASS "DOUBTING THOMAS" FOR DOUBTING ME, BUT I'LL CHEW YOUR ASS OUT LATER SINCE THIS BLOG IS ABOUT BREAD.

BROWN BREAD IS MADE OF WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR, AND YOU USE MOLASSES TO GIVE IT THAT BROWN COLOR. ANOTHER GREAT THING ABOUT BROWN BREAD IS THAT YOU DON'T "KNEAD" TO KNEAD IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT BAKING BREAD COULD BE SO HILARIOUS. BROWN BREAD IS ALSO HIGH IN FIBER, SO YOU GUYS SHOULD EAT IT TO KEEP YOUR COLON GOOD AND HEALTHY ON ACCOUNT THAT YOU ARE ALL HUGE ASSHOLES AND THUS HAVE HUGE COLONS IN "KNEAD" OF FIBER.

PHOTOS:

I DIDN'T USE A BREAD MACHINE FOR THIS. IF YOU USE A BREAD MACHINE YOU RUN THE RISK OF KEN KOZEL COMING TO YOUR APARTMENT AND BREAKING IT BY FILLING IT WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE FUDGE OR SOME SHIT

WILD TURKEYS ARE NATURE'S DIPSHITS

ALWAYS MAKE A BED FOR YOUR BREAD AFTER YOU BAKE IT

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY!

RESULT: RADICAL

NEXT WEEK: FUCK YOU, I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT

BREAD BLOG - BLOG FOR BAKING BREAD: WHITE BREAD

BREAD BLOG - BLOG FOR BAKING BREAD

THIS WEEK: WHITE BREAD

SOME PEOPLE SAY WHITE BREAD IS BORING. THOSE PEOPLE CAN GO TO HELL. WHITE BREAD RULES, YOU CAN USE IT FOR TOAST OR WITH PASTA OR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT YOU NEED BREAD FOR. YOU CAN ALSO FREEZE IT AND THROW IT AT SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE. FOR THIS RECIPE I USED JAMES BEARD'S RECIPE. JAMES BEARD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR OVER 23 YEARS BUT HIS RECIPE FOR WHITE BREAD STILL KICKS ASS. FUCK YOU RACHEL RAY!

PHOTOS:

I DON'T USE A BREAD MAKING MACHINE. THIS IS ALL STRAIGHT UP MOTHERFUCKERS

BAKIN' BREAD, DRINKIN' WINE, GETTIN' LAID, GETTIN' PAID

RESULT: KICKASS

NEXT WEEK: WHEAT BREAD